And now, some jokes about yo mama

Xeni Jardin devoted a day or so of tweets to playing the dozens, geek-style. Here are a few of my favorites.

Yo mama so fat pkzip can’t compress her.
Yo mama so FAT32, NTFS won’t even give her permission.
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits around all 10*10*16 multiversal instantiations of the house.
Yo momma’s so big and ugly she lies dreaming in R’lyeh.
Yo momma so fat THX can’t even surround her.

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