And now, some MORE jokes about yo mama

Compiled from a reddit post.

Yo mamma’s so fat, she sat on a binary tree and flattened it to a linked list in constant time.

Select * FROM Table.YoMamma

........................................
........................................
........................................
Server Timed Out

Yo momma is so fat, the recursive function int yourMom{ (return yourMom();} causes a stack overflow

Yo mama so fat her belt size is Ringworld!

.yomama {volume:loud;}

.yomama .ass {width:120%; border-bottom:thick; max-width:auto; size:landscape; }

Many, many more at the link.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s